Thou shalt help planneth one story for half of an hour
Budget: $10 – $30 USD
If thou hast not ever toileth on this website before, then thou mayeth need seeth the landlord (Identity verification.)
It is best that this work be doneth with knowledge of the Christians. Such knowledge mayest be gained through the King James Bible, even 2 Kings 11, 1 Kings 18, and 1 Kings 21. These Christian scripture art of a queen who terminated all the seed royale, a woman who terminated a religious multitude, and a woman who orchestrated an assassination of a man. If thou art not a Christian, then it is best that this work be doneth with like knowledge of some other gods or creed.
If thou applied to a past project that went unawarded but that wast not rejected by the landlord, then thou mayest gain a bonus of five dollars for each such project.
I mayest award the least unqualified bidder. Because of spam, 10$ bids (minimum bids) mayest be answered not.
Thine short story must be of the likeness of the aforementioned Christian passages or of like events about other gods or creeds
A portion of thine story shalt express gratitude, acceptance, validation, or affirmation. The story mayest be a tall tale or be personal. It mayest be about kin, friends, or a group. It mayest hold themes like nature, pets, the Lord, the past, the present, the future, self-reflection, or etc.
Not more than four persons shalt toileth for me at any hour. Under the laws of the City of New York; all discrimination in this project shalt be with the law. Inform me, if thou feeleth otherwise.
This work shalt be paid by only me and thine work mayeth be read in New York by recovering addicts of many different lands, gods, sexes, gender identities, and sexual orientations. Some of the recovering addicts were defiled or may be ill.
The racist; sexist; misandrist; homophobe; transphobe; sadist; masochist; sinner; nudist; stripper; law breaker; supporter of or person condoning sin, uncleanliness, pornography, pedophilia, necrophilia, stripping, or anything that is bad within the City of New York; or enemy or predator of Christians, ill people, intersex, or male prey shalt not be suffered to toil for me.
I prayest thou be professional.
It is best that this work be doneth with knowledge of the Christians. Such knowledge mayest be gained through the King James Bible, even 2 Kings 11, 1 Kings 18, and 1 Kings 21. These Christian scripture art of a queen who terminated all the seed royale, a woman who terminated a religious multitude, and a woman who orchestrated an assassination of a man. If thou art not a Christian, then it is best that this work be doneth with like knowledge of some other gods or creed.
If thou applied to a past project that went unawarded but that wast not rejected by the landlord, then thou mayest gain a bonus of five dollars for each such project.
I mayest award the least unqualified bidder. Because of spam, 10$ bids (minimum bids) mayest be answered not.
Thine short story must be of the likeness of the aforementioned Christian passages or of like events about other gods or creeds
A portion of thine story shalt express gratitude, acceptance, validation, or affirmation. The story mayest be a tall tale or be personal. It mayest be about kin, friends, or a group. It mayest hold themes like nature, pets, the Lord, the past, the present, the future, self-reflection, or etc.
Not more than four persons shalt toileth for me at any hour. Under the laws of the City of New York; all discrimination in this project shalt be with the law. Inform me, if thou feeleth otherwise.
This work shalt be paid by only me and thine work mayeth be read in New York by recovering addicts of many different lands, gods, sexes, gender identities, and sexual orientations. Some of the recovering addicts were defiled or may be ill.
The racist; sexist; misandrist; homophobe; transphobe; sadist; masochist; sinner; nudist; stripper; law breaker; supporter of or person condoning sin, uncleanliness, pornography, pedophilia, necrophilia, stripping, or anything that is bad within the City of New York; or enemy or predator of Christians, ill people, intersex, or male prey shalt not be suffered to toil for me.
I prayest thou be professional.