make u-tube videos on the food I eat Why I never get sick Why I am famous They call me the Perfect Poop Guy google me reason people call me the Perfect Poop Guy

Hello! I'm looking for someone to make u-tube videos on the food I eat, why I never get sick, and why I'm famous. They call me the Perfect Poop Guy so if you google me you'll find out why people call me that. I want videos that are less than 5 minutes long showing my general idea of only foods to eat to become very healthy. I have a vision for each video and can provide specific ideas to help you out, but am also open to suggestions. Thank you!