I need a female audiobook narrator for an 80,000 word comic novel
Budget: $250 – $750 USD
Volume 1 of a two-part comic 'memoir' based upon a standup character I (gender: male) I do at the comedy clubs.
Title: Aida Libido AIN'T NO LADY!!!
Preview of the manuscript can be found at www.aidalibido.com.
First person voice.
Aida Libido is The Queen of all Entertainment. She is an EGOT winner. She's of a certain age (but only admits to 29), hugely talented, gorgeous beyond all description, born blessed with naturally platinum hair, 44DD, a very Bette Midler sense of campy humor, has screwed every A-list celebrity out there, drinks like a retired merchant marine and hasn't met a 'substance' she didn't like. She's had nine husbands, four of them hers.
The story follows the trajectory of her life -- growing up as an adolescent sword swallower and occasional alligator in her father's one-ring circus to becoming the greatest actress/singer/comedian of all time.
But all goes wrong when she is accused of the gruesome murder of her grifter third husband, etc.
Volume 2 continues the saga as she once again crawls her way to the top of the Hollywood food chain and eventually finds true love.
Title: Aida Libido AIN'T NO LADY!!!
Preview of the manuscript can be found at www.aidalibido.com.
First person voice.
Aida Libido is The Queen of all Entertainment. She is an EGOT winner. She's of a certain age (but only admits to 29), hugely talented, gorgeous beyond all description, born blessed with naturally platinum hair, 44DD, a very Bette Midler sense of campy humor, has screwed every A-list celebrity out there, drinks like a retired merchant marine and hasn't met a 'substance' she didn't like. She's had nine husbands, four of them hers.
The story follows the trajectory of her life -- growing up as an adolescent sword swallower and occasional alligator in her father's one-ring circus to becoming the greatest actress/singer/comedian of all time.
But all goes wrong when she is accused of the gruesome murder of her grifter third husband, etc.
Volume 2 continues the saga as she once again crawls her way to the top of the Hollywood food chain and eventually finds true love.