I need a comedy writer
Budget: £250 – £750 GBP
Background: ( I have terminal cancer with maybe just a few weeks left, and hoping to see the New Year)
Sketch Outline:
Comedy audio tape sketch script to be played at the crematorium for my funeral. Audio Approx 10 - 12 minutes duration with (perhaps) my voice and one actor.
IDEA:. 1 Me speaking to a crematorium Supervisor for advice about a 'Do it yourself funeral' with my suggestions to him of snippits of ( inappropriate) funeral music being frowned upon by funeral Staff. ( 'I hear you knocking - Dave Edmunds', 'living in box' 'Fire' Crazy world of Arthur Brown, 'Baby you can light my Fire - Doors' etc etc
(or any other song sample you can think of ) together with general banter between a Crematorium Supervisor and impending client of a man trying to organise his own funeral.
Idea 2 ( or combination of 1 an 2)
Me speaking to the congregation from the coffin. Life experiences, ( not necessarily real life ) funeral jokes etc.
Sketch Outline:
Comedy audio tape sketch script to be played at the crematorium for my funeral. Audio Approx 10 - 12 minutes duration with (perhaps) my voice and one actor.
IDEA:. 1 Me speaking to a crematorium Supervisor for advice about a 'Do it yourself funeral' with my suggestions to him of snippits of ( inappropriate) funeral music being frowned upon by funeral Staff. ( 'I hear you knocking - Dave Edmunds', 'living in box' 'Fire' Crazy world of Arthur Brown, 'Baby you can light my Fire - Doors' etc etc
(or any other song sample you can think of ) together with general banter between a Crematorium Supervisor and impending client of a man trying to organise his own funeral.
Idea 2 ( or combination of 1 an 2)
Me speaking to the congregation from the coffin. Life experiences, ( not necessarily real life ) funeral jokes etc.