Typography Design for Dog-Themed Tees

I need a typography expert to create T-shirt designs for witty dog-themed slogans. These will be used for drop shipping.

Slogans to be designed:
- Sorry I’m late, I met a dog
- Chic. Loyal. Slightly muddy.
- Walks. Sleeps. Treats. Repeat.
- If lost, return to dog
- Weekend forecast: 100% chance of paw prints

Requirements:
- Typography should be minimalist, clean, and elevated
- Designs should cater to a unisex audience
- Recreate two existing quotes from our hoodies for consistency
- Use organic/fair trade materials for drop shipping

Ideal skills and experience:
- Expertise in typography and T-shirt design
- Experience with drop shipping product layouts
- Strong portfolio showcasing minimalist and clean designs
- Knowledge of organic and fair trade apparel options

Overview:
• Aimed at stylish, primarily female shoppers on Etsy.
• Slogans feature French wordplay with clever, elevated typography.
• Tees should be visually minimal, fashion-forward — not novelty or clipart.

Reference Brands for Style:
• Omandah London
• Wren + Glory

Sizes of the artwork for products
There are six possible size requirements (all in mm):
• 270 × 270
• 210 × 95
• 260 × 260
• 400 × 300
• 320 × 500
• 50 × 50