Translate blog articles into Spanish

I am looking for translators who can translate blog articles for a global audience. To be eligible to apply for this post, you will need to provide a translation of the last sentence in the test article.

Test article: https://medium.com/@TheJasperWhisperer/john-olivers-wedding-to-a-cabbage-surreal-love-story-or-marketing-genius-50362e0527be