Looking for a Multi-talented Person Expert in Compsci and Business

I am looking for a multi-talented individual who is an expert in both computer science and business to assist me with multiple projects of academic nature. The must condition is that the person should be available 24/7, this doesn't not imply that you won't get to sleep but you should be flexibly available. You will undergo a mandatory training for a week during which you will be taught the nature and procedure of work. This training will be unpaid. There is no fee for the training. After this training, you will be given projects for which you will give quotes according to the time and effort needed. You should have a computer with stable Internet connection, all other software will be provided. You should be comfortable with screen-sharing based conferences. ONLY APPLY, if you agree with these conditions.