I need a social media consultant. And possibly a shrink.

Job ID: 31906606

Budget: $50 – $0 AUD

Ok, um... Comedy, off beat humour, comments and insights I may in no way actually believe in... and general top quality shitposting. Not a troll and id be devistated if i did truly hurt someone (Although most often self depreciating)
I have hilarious garbage to say that i think people will enjoy. Fight me! But, you know, for fun and laughter ?
I need a, somewhat, anonymous persona, to create content, that could be taken the wrong way...
As a progressive, open minded, all accepting, introverted and very humble genius. I fail to defend myself when miss understood. That terrifies the shit out of actual me.
Im just joking about the physiotherapy mentioned later ? past that. Doing fine.