Quirky Bathroom Banter: Bidet vs Toilet Paper

I'm in need of a playful script for two rubber ducks engaging in a conversation about why bidets are cleaner and more effective than toilet paper. The dialogue should be set in a bathroom and should reflect the goofy personalities of the ducks. The aim is to make the script fun and relatable for an American audience, all while keeping it under a minute in length. Ideal skills for this job would include scriptwriting, humor, and a strong understanding of American culture and toilet habits.