I need a resume

Hi. I am 44 years old. And I never had a resume! I am educated to teach high school English. I taught in my 20's. After 3 years of hell, I realized it wasn't for me. I decided to travel and waitress (I was young and dumb). But now after 15 years of serving tables, I am ready for a "real" job and, regardless of how much I wish it weren't true, I need a resume to have ANY kind of chance at success.