rhetorical essay

I need a writer experienced in writing a rhetorical essay that is both engaging and informative. The finished piece should be between 4-6 pages in length, and should take a neutral style. The primary purpose of the essay is to entertain the reader. Attention to detail and a sense of humor are a must! If you think you have the skills and experience to craft a rhetorical essay that meets these requirements, I look forward to hearing from you.