Looking for Python, R programming and Excel experts

I'm looking for experts in Python programming, R programming and Excel to work on a project with me. Statistics and data analysis are an integral part of this project, so experience in these disciplines is absolutely necessary. Completion of the project needs to happen as soon as possible; ideally within the next few weeks. If this sounds like something you're knowledgeable and passionate about, I would love to hear from you. Hope to hear from qualified experts soon!