Write product titles and descriptions and meta data for e-commerce business (30 products)

I need someone to write titles and descriptions and meta data for 30 products on my store. This is a new business and has had zero in sales so I can’t afford a lot. Also, this is an adult sex store site so if that offends you please don’t bid. My site is colbysplayground.com if you want to check it out ahead of time.