Design 100 Rude Greeting Cards

I need a self-starter who can take a rough brief and turn it into a full set of 100 print-ready, rude / NSFW greeting cards. The tone must stay cheeky—think humorous, sarcastic, dark, and occasionally outrageous—yet always clever enough that the punch line lands.

Scope and creative direction
• Occasions: anything people typically celebrate or mock—birthdays, anniversaries, thank-yous, break-ups, promotions, you name it. Surprise me with variety.
• Style: a balanced mix of bold typography and simple, eye-catching illustrations; no stock clip-art feel.
• Content: profanity and adult themes are fine, but avoid hate speech or anything illegal.

Technical specs
• 5 × 7 in portrait, 300 dpi PNG.
• Include 0.125 in bleed on all sides (final canvas 5.125 × 7.125 in).
• One file per design, clearly named.

Deliverables
1. 100 unique card fronts meeting the above specs.
2. A thumbnail sheet (contact sheet) so I can review them at a glance.

Acceptance criteria
I’ll sign off once every file passes a quick print-mock test: correct size, bleed, resolution, and no unexpected white borders. If all looks good this will roll into repeat batches.

Show me a quick sample (two or three designs) if you want to stand out, and let’s see if our senses of humor align.