Magento 2.4.3 rocket science for idiots!
Budget: $750 – $1,500 USD
I am fed up with shitty developers who promise and cannot install magento from start
then they have bad servers, then they cannot install even zip files that work on a current server.
Then when they start they take 5 daysw for a job that should take a few hours.
Then when they get a working code they change one thing and all of a sudeen other functionalities disappear. Guess what, then I am told it is not their fault. Hello! if you are the only one who is working on it and something disappears or stops working whos fault is it then. Stop these excuses. You come across as incompetent!
Either you know your job and are honest about your capacities or you stay out.
This project is almost done. IT is extremely well tested. Read it again EXTREMELY well tested! Yes, Well tested in detail! Well tested!!!! Did you read it?
And I know every functionality in detail since I have tested it! And no, I do not lie. I have a git server full of code with corrected code so I know it is working!
Now there is a bit left and it is a few things. Those must be resolved and it is easy things I can do myself if I need to. Do not lie and blame others and do not apply if you are a bullshitter or cannot code fast. I am after a fast coder and good one!
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STEP 1: Magento 2.4.3, 40 hours work in total
STEP 2: MAgento 2.4.6 (more information come later to gain your focus on the correct things first)
START: immediately
BASICS: you must be able to set up a Magento 2.4.3 p1 on your own server. You will get code and DB via git and file download.
You do this in 1 hour max. If you exceeed I do not want to waste another day on helping you. I lose time! (yes, you can set it up in 15 minutes if you know your stuff!
Work to do:
Please see attached list in CSV format
Description:
The work can be done in two ways:
- 1. TICKET 62-71: roll back the errornoeus code and do it from scratch.
- 2. TICKET 20,33, 56, 59, 61 and 72 can be done from scratch to be done from scratch
(TICKET 61: tickets 62-71 are errors from when thec developer change to ticket 61 where the developer messed up)
- TICKET 33: The import script has a foreganger that worked to 100% and imported 16000 products in no time. This developer has messed up properly and cannot even import hte images correctly or get the right images as a base image. Most of the import script is done so it is smaller adjustments only.
Ways for working:
And no, as usual when you do work you push the code to git and we will compile and verify the code is working on the server. Unfortunately there are too many scammers so this is a safety step.
PLEASE NOTE: there is no access to the server. Yes, you can also optimise the code without access and push it. The code should be optimised not the server or the processor (seems to be rocket science for a lot of developers here).
Time:
1 week time to do the job.
- Optimising 2-3 days
- The other bugs 2-3 days(yes, a skilled developer knows his stuff and that is how long it takes. The server works and it works well so do not come up with an insane time line or cost)
Your experience:
1. Magento 2.4.3
2. Optimising code correctly
3. Import script
4. Magento 2.4.3
Do not apply:
I am not interested in developers who has NOT got the experience.
No experience or you have not really done any job it means you will not be contacted or removed.
then they have bad servers, then they cannot install even zip files that work on a current server.
Then when they start they take 5 daysw for a job that should take a few hours.
Then when they get a working code they change one thing and all of a sudeen other functionalities disappear. Guess what, then I am told it is not their fault. Hello! if you are the only one who is working on it and something disappears or stops working whos fault is it then. Stop these excuses. You come across as incompetent!
Either you know your job and are honest about your capacities or you stay out.
This project is almost done. IT is extremely well tested. Read it again EXTREMELY well tested! Yes, Well tested in detail! Well tested!!!! Did you read it?
And I know every functionality in detail since I have tested it! And no, I do not lie. I have a git server full of code with corrected code so I know it is working!
Now there is a bit left and it is a few things. Those must be resolved and it is easy things I can do myself if I need to. Do not lie and blame others and do not apply if you are a bullshitter or cannot code fast. I am after a fast coder and good one!
*******************************
STEP 1: Magento 2.4.3, 40 hours work in total
STEP 2: MAgento 2.4.6 (more information come later to gain your focus on the correct things first)
START: immediately
BASICS: you must be able to set up a Magento 2.4.3 p1 on your own server. You will get code and DB via git and file download.
You do this in 1 hour max. If you exceeed I do not want to waste another day on helping you. I lose time! (yes, you can set it up in 15 minutes if you know your stuff!
Work to do:
Please see attached list in CSV format
Description:
The work can be done in two ways:
- 1. TICKET 62-71: roll back the errornoeus code and do it from scratch.
- 2. TICKET 20,33, 56, 59, 61 and 72 can be done from scratch to be done from scratch
(TICKET 61: tickets 62-71 are errors from when thec developer change to ticket 61 where the developer messed up)
- TICKET 33: The import script has a foreganger that worked to 100% and imported 16000 products in no time. This developer has messed up properly and cannot even import hte images correctly or get the right images as a base image. Most of the import script is done so it is smaller adjustments only.
Ways for working:
And no, as usual when you do work you push the code to git and we will compile and verify the code is working on the server. Unfortunately there are too many scammers so this is a safety step.
PLEASE NOTE: there is no access to the server. Yes, you can also optimise the code without access and push it. The code should be optimised not the server or the processor (seems to be rocket science for a lot of developers here).
Time:
1 week time to do the job.
- Optimising 2-3 days
- The other bugs 2-3 days(yes, a skilled developer knows his stuff and that is how long it takes. The server works and it works well so do not come up with an insane time line or cost)
Your experience:
1. Magento 2.4.3
2. Optimising code correctly
3. Import script
4. Magento 2.4.3
Do not apply:
I am not interested in developers who has NOT got the experience.
No experience or you have not really done any job it means you will not be contacted or removed.