I need a rapper for a comedic song

Good morning! I've got a birthday gift for a friend, he's an avid sports gambler and I wanted to make a song for him. I'm wondering if you can look at some lyrics that I've made for him, and base it off of the Intro/First Verse of Drake's "Knife Talk". Here are the lines. Let me know if this is something you're able to do. Look forward to hearing from you!

**Note, if this is a feasible project for you, feel free to take some artistic liberty in the verse-writing. I understand for flow it may help to change the lyrics up a bit.

LYRICS:

I gotta beat my meat, my hand gon’ beat my meat.

Lotion in my hand. Sometimes I gotta skeet

To make money in this bitch-ard, bet dogs like it’s a shelt-ar

Betting life’ll have you bankrupt way quick’ar

Bett’ar, 2 units to the tend’ar

Let the sport book bang on you like a Hawaii first half und’ar

Snip’ah, so much bread, I’m a bakery

Made so much money off of book-it, off of book-it

I’m mister, sack stacker.

Bovada gang money snatcher.

Hit a teaser he a college cappah,

No cappah, sharp bettor not a scrapp’ah

Sportsbook hit him and he turned into a Sack Stackah

Snag a Lesson,
I’m No L Gang Reppin’

We done hit more parlays than the damn trent man

Slapp a Alpha, me and my gang we do all the bettin’

Who you fadin’ these bets smack from East to west end.