Scour Amazon for Testimonials for Certain Products

Hello freelancers! Please read this project entirely from beginning to end. This project is going to be super simple, but I need someone who can work with speed, accuracy, thoroughness, and stamina. I am compiling a reference manual that will help people make better decisions about some of the products they are looking for on Amazon. This is not a for-profit venture, as these products are related to the health and wellness industry and this reference manual has only one purpose: to show people that other people have been helped by certain natural products. If you do not believe in natural nutrition's role in preventing illness, or if you do not have faith in the human immune system's ability to ward off illness when properly cared for... please don't offer a proposal. > It will be important that you speak english. > It will be important that you can read english quite well. > It will be important that you are thorough in your work. After your proposal is selected, I will provide you with a list of Amazon products, and it will be your task to first search within those amazon reviews and then to manually read the results, copying and pasting out the reviews that you think tell valuable, important stories about the helpful nature of these very specific products. (You won't need to worry about steering people in the wrong direction; this project is only coming to you after a 2,900 hour research investigation that has led us to the conclusion that a very specific natural compounds are scientifically proven and reliable chelators of heavy metal bioaccumulation in the body; only the very best of these natural compounds - such as Zeolites - will be recommended. Your work will only help add a practical, human tint to the results of our research). If you have read this far, and if you are an eager, energetic person with passion (as opposed to a bored freelancer throwing up random proposals), I want to make sure YOU have a very good shot at getting this project and perhaps many more. Therefore, please begin your proposal with two things: one, the phrase "I've got you, Cap!" It sounds silly, but 95% of proposals won't do this, so yours will stand out to me. And then, to help you win against the handful of people who DO follow that instruction, please spend 60 seconds typing the reason why you want to help people heal from their illnesses. I will tell you this: 2 years ago I was given 7 months to live and was told my cancer was both rare and incurable. I was told I would never walk again and was essentially sent home to die in front of my wife and 4 young children. On my own, I ultimately came to the conclusion that my cancer (and all cancers) seem to be caused by bioaccumulated toxins, such as heavy metals and industrial chemicals. After withering away slowly for months, I began a natural "chelation" protocol involving the products YOU will be looking into. After 3 months of this, my condition and stopped getting worse and then..... I began getting better. Now, 2 years later, I am 100% back to health. My rotten bones have healed. I am not just walking, but running and carrying my laughing children on my shoulders. I am weeping now to even be typing these words, wondering if I will soon be waking up, back in the hospital bed in my living room. And yet: here I am. I have won one fight; my castle walls are now safe from invasion. And now, with your help... we will take this fight to the enemy. We will make the world know the true cause of cancer and we will help those suffering with it get better. I hope you can help me ;)