Coffin Chaser Ad

- [man comes walking through a park full of people on their phones]
- "are you tired of the algorithms of YouTube, famous celebrities and dumb music videos?"
- "well come check us out for dumber algorithms, dumber celebrities and dumber music videos!"
- "check out little Billy over here watching our latest YouTube video"
- [turns to little Billy with hypnotized eyes]
- [then little Billy gets sucked into phone into a coffin]
- [then show the coffin catchers logo (a coffin logo that resembles a phone)]
- "Coffin Catchers" "Guaranteed to keep you coffin!"