Caricatures required for logo / advertising for a business

Wanting a humorous caricature of myself and my dog - caricature is for advertising purposes and logo purposes for an existing mens gift ware line based around crazy adventures of the dog and I - eventual image must be in a format that is supported in business card creation , printing for shop signage and logo for business paperwork so high quality digital files required - image must in some way help promote a 'man cave ' supplies store - business name Mick and Murphy Mens Gifts also required in image - out of the box , unusual , crazy all very welcome as concepts