Pesticide regulatory consultant - help us register a product with the EPA

I'm a seller on Amazon and we are going to be selling a product with a UV light involved.

I'd like to hire someone for a bit of guidance to help us obtain our EPA number and register our product with the EPA so we can sell this item on amazon.

So you'd help us figure out which forms to fill out, etc... with the EPA.

Your location does not matter as long as you can help us figure it out. I'm looking for someone who can be super helpful, do research, and communicate well. If you are interested, please respond with "banana" so I know you are not a bot and are serious.

Thanks!