Help me open a successful ETSY business

I need help opening and Etsy business. This includes helping me find ideas all the way to the advertising of this business. If you think you’re well rounded do this all on your own as a one man job free to contact me. Coke or Pepsi? Please answer this at the beginning of your bid, I WILL IGNORE you if you don’t, this is my attempt in filtering bots. I need someone who is fluent in English and very skilled at what they do.