I need a cartoonist

A cartoonist to design 4 different couples (Husband and wife) The ages of the couples will be around 45 to 55 The man will be shorter and fatter, the wife a little taller and thinner The main focus will be the faces, to ensure there are a range of different expressions available These are to be used on greeting cards, reflecting the state of a marriage can be black and white Looking for the cartoons to be quite small, as going on a greeting card, the words or joke, will be under the cartoon most, although not all, of the characters will depict the man being a little stupid, evasive, humble, told off Looking to build a long lasting partnership with someone where we can work together, as multiple revisions will be required Looking to create a series of 12 cards to start with an example of something we like, are the famous 'Matt' & Norbert cartoons, as per the attached, we don't want a replica of these, but hopefully it gives you an idea The humour is very British and the characters should reflect this