I need a Graphic Designer

I am running a grocery store in a small town in Dhanbad,Jharkhand And to increase walk-ins in my store I am looking forward to design a leaflet and create a weekly event called Friday Bazaar where I would be giving discounts only for the THEE DAY. Since its a small town I need to make my poster more attractive using bright colors and the content should be in simple English. The leaflet should be witty with one liners and sending the correct message. The leaflet design should be quirky. I am sharing an example of the type of the leaflet but I am sharing what kind of leaflet it would be but its not quirky we need to design add quirky and wittiness into it,