I need a Cartoonist for a small job -- 2

I am producing a fake fun 'newspaper' as part of an installation at a festive event. I would like a cartoon to go into this paper but we have a very tight deadline so this needs to be turned around quickly.
It is one frame, about postcard size, of Santa Claus looking into a mirror so you see both him and the image in the mirror. The image of him in the mirror looks like the same person, but a pirate version so various things about him and his surroundings look different in the mirror.
-Face and beard the same, but pirate version has earring and eye patch.
-The sleigh behind Santa is replaced by a pirate ship in the mirror.
-There is a reindeer with Santa, replaced by a parrot in the mirror.
-The words "Ho Ho Ho" come from Santa, while "Yo Ho Ho" comes from the pirate verions
-Presents in Santa version, replaced by treasure chest in pirate version