White Trash Bash Party T shirt design

We are having a party September 5, and I want to have t-shirts for people. I am definitely not a designer, so I don’t exactly know what I want. But have fun with it. It should be funny, and have “2nd Annual White Trash Bash” on it somewhere. I will be either printing and heat pressing this image, or having it made into a screen print. So keep that in mind. Otherwise have fun with it, and make me laugh! Thanks