Graphic Design for Tshirt that can be applied on other items.

I'm looking for a graphic designer to create an abstract design for t-shirts that can be applied to other items like mugs and hats. The theme of the design will be porn-related ideas to create, and the final result should be delivered in JPEG format. I will provide you with the words and descriptions that I want on the design. I am looking for someone with creativity and the skills to turn my vision into reality. Experience with turning 2D designs into ready-to-print 3D files is preferred. It is important to be able to keep the design's integrity through the printing process on multiple products. Also, the design must be easily modifiable so it can be used on multiple items for a variety of applications. Lastly, the individual must be self-motivated and willing to update me regularly on progress. If you're up for this challenge, I'd love to hear from you!