Customized Golf Swing Word Art

I need a unique piece of art for my friend's 50th birthday.

Requirements:
- Use his interesting, funny, and absurd sayings
- Create the shape of his unique golf swing
- Various fonts and colors
- White background
- Dimensions: 36 inches high x 24 inches wide

Ideal Skills:
- Typography and design
- Experience with word art
- Creativity in color and font selection