Google Analytics - Analyse and Summarise the Insights!

We have a conference coming up where we will be presenting various data to our sales people to help them understand our customers. We want to present the data coming from our website in a meaningful and easy to understand way - providing our people with key insights they can then develop their sales strategies from. If you are a marketing expert who can turn Google data into meaningful insights for our team, please submit me a proposal. I would suggest it's about 10 hours of work to provide me three key slides for our conference and I need this information by Monday 29th August. This is not SEO, this is about understanding the people who actually visit the site, it's not an assessment or review of the website.