I need a Ghost Writer to help me with my book

I've been trying to write my memoir for the past 3 years but each time I try to, something measure happens and I end up losing motivation.

I need a ghost writer whom I'll meet once a week until the project is finished. I need someone funny and sarcastic.

Please let me know how you work.

I chose a budget below, but I'm quite flexible.

Lastly I'm based in South Africa