Brainy Quotations and Comedic Response Writing for Everyday Scenarios
Budget: £80 – £120 GBP
It is a busy spell for me, and I haven’t got the time to complete this questionnaire sheet this weekend, so may I request your professional English writing expertise. Fill out the attached sheet to provide input for this comedy writing material based on rationality in everyday life.
I welcome you to read the following first, then check out the sheet, place a bid.
It would be kind of you to provide the answers using quality English grammar in the attached Excel spreadsheet within 2 days. Allow me to observe your progress after the first hour so I can provide early feedback on your answers.
Get into the spirit of comedy writing, consider all the witticisms and wordsmith techniques, and provide your best answer to each of the questions (70+). Look for inspiration online around jokes, puns, irony, repartee, sarcasm, memes, idioms, brainy-quotes, comedy scripts, comic strips, examples of a double entendre, and interesting scientifically proven facts.
Avoid providing answers that do not make sense in the scenario or location. They should be credible responses to what events take place.
Responses can be a simple few words, or a sentence, or two sentences, but not too long.
Starting on the first column, provide quotations and links or Author names and your comments. Move on after filling out all the answers in the coloured squares.
For each question, read carefully, do some thinking, imagine yourself in the situation, then insert your answer in the coloured boxes next to the questions.
When stuck on a question, please let me know so I can help explain the question.
I welcome you to read the following first, then check out the sheet, place a bid.
It would be kind of you to provide the answers using quality English grammar in the attached Excel spreadsheet within 2 days. Allow me to observe your progress after the first hour so I can provide early feedback on your answers.
Get into the spirit of comedy writing, consider all the witticisms and wordsmith techniques, and provide your best answer to each of the questions (70+). Look for inspiration online around jokes, puns, irony, repartee, sarcasm, memes, idioms, brainy-quotes, comedy scripts, comic strips, examples of a double entendre, and interesting scientifically proven facts.
Avoid providing answers that do not make sense in the scenario or location. They should be credible responses to what events take place.
Responses can be a simple few words, or a sentence, or two sentences, but not too long.
Starting on the first column, provide quotations and links or Author names and your comments. Move on after filling out all the answers in the coloured squares.
For each question, read carefully, do some thinking, imagine yourself in the situation, then insert your answer in the coloured boxes next to the questions.
When stuck on a question, please let me know so I can help explain the question.