Custom excel or other database program / script

I am looking for someone to build me an excel script or stand alone program/app. I am looking for a text spinner of sorts. The spreadsheet or database will be set up with 5 to 8 rows of words or phrases, and the script/program should pick one word or phrase from each row at random and output it into a new sheet or text file.

If Excel isn't the best way to do this I am open to other suggestions as well.