Build me a FUD crypter.

I need someone who can build a FUD crypter which makes .EXE undetectable. I can send you the .EXE's that I would like to be undetectable. A bonus would be on top of the .EXE being encrypted you can add a spoofer to make it look like a .pdf. I would be willing to do a monthly subscription. That way if for some reason it becomes detectable again you can update. Anyways, if your interested in discussing further, please message me. Thanks.