Edit this and any ideas to make it better?
Budget: $10 – $30 USD
Looking for somebody to edit this appropriately in poem form and maybe make it better if possible. Due by Sunday Feb 12th 9am EST at the latest.
Sample this chili, best fit for a king,
the most delectable chili, the best Key West has ever seen.
Served in a mighty chalice, and with a golden spoon,
it’s sure to make all of your tastebuds swoon.
With peppers, chilis, and the perfect amount of spice,
this epic chicken chili is sure to entice.
Adorned with all of your favorite beans…and a little corn too,
it pairs so beautifully with your favorite beer brew.
Or vodka….maybe whiskey, whatever you choose,
there’s just no way that this chili can lose.
Clearly you know this chili is the true winner,
because you know goddamn well that you would eat it again for dinner.
Or breakfast and lunch, or even a snack,
this chili should win at least a fucking plaque.
But a plaque won’t do because this chili should win,
So taste it again, and give it a ten.
Sample this chili, best fit for a king,
the most delectable chili, the best Key West has ever seen.
Served in a mighty chalice, and with a golden spoon,
it’s sure to make all of your tastebuds swoon.
With peppers, chilis, and the perfect amount of spice,
this epic chicken chili is sure to entice.
Adorned with all of your favorite beans…and a little corn too,
it pairs so beautifully with your favorite beer brew.
Or vodka….maybe whiskey, whatever you choose,
there’s just no way that this chili can lose.
Clearly you know this chili is the true winner,
because you know goddamn well that you would eat it again for dinner.
Or breakfast and lunch, or even a snack,
this chili should win at least a fucking plaque.
But a plaque won’t do because this chili should win,
So taste it again, and give it a ten.