Humorous Wix Website Design

I'm seeking an individual, not a company, to design a Wix website to showcase my diverse product lines.

Products include:
- Card games
- T-shirts
- User contributions for a fee
- Blog/daily updates

Requirements:
- Humorous design style
- Setup on Wix
- Long-term partnership for future expansions


- Confidential agreement is a must
- Deal skills and experience:
- Proficiency in Wix
- Strong design skills with a humorous touch
- Experience in e-commerce or product showcase websites
- Ability to adapt and grow with a developing business