Mandatory JOKES TO A SPREADSHEET - LAST SENTENCE ON ANOTHER SPREADSHEET

I would like jokes added to the two attached spreadsheets. The joke (punchline) must be in the last sentence. For example, “Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?” is listed as a “joke” but it’s wrong - there’s no punchline sentence at the end. The sample jokes on the spreadsheets are right. The first joke is:

I asked my wife if I'm the only one she's ever slept with. "Yes," she said. "All the other guys were nines or tens."

So the JOKES WITHOUT LAST SENTENCE spreadsheet has:

I asked my wife if I'm the only one she's ever slept with.