Witty Roast for My Friend Turning 40

Job ID: 38970933

Budget: $250 – $750 USD

I'm looking for a roast for my friend. She's turning 40 and I'd like to poke fun at her in a way that's around the boundary of witty and savage.

Key Topics:
- Embarrassing moments
- My ex
- Her two kids with a sperm donor
- Her profession as a hairdresser
- The fact that she's turning 40

Ideal skills for this job:
- Comedy writing
- Understanding of roast-style humor
- Ability to balance wit and savagery
- Creativity in personalizing the roast

Please note, the roast should be light-hearted enough to be fun, but with a bit of an edge to it. It should be clever and sharp, but never cruel or mean-spirited.