The perfect man

I need a 2500 - 3000 word story about an artist/sculptor who is carving the statue of ‘the perfect Man’ who is doing this on a street in the middle of a town. The Statue is to be a Gift to the towns people, from the town counsel and as a masterpiece of ‘The Perfect Man’, who is genetically perfect in every respect. As people look at his carving which starts as a big block of marble, they comment on everything from his head, hair, his buttocks, feet and his private parts, of which could start out to big, to long, etc., and something happens or breaks off or its resized along the way…to make it just right. That’s Just a thought for your writing style. These folks comment - Why are you doing this, etc?. For humor - The dialogue of these visitor's can include current quotes, from any book, movie, or made up ones from anytime in the course of human history. e.g., ‘size matters’. Etc. The town has hired this artist to complete this statue, and they sometimes question if they made the right choice, etc. Then as the figure takes place, they comment on size, and the physical attributes of the statue. There is a model who poses for the artist, but plays no role in the dialogue, but the story can include him. The story should be humorous, fictional, but believable. Story ends with the statue being completed and everyone talking, a bout it. It’s a thing of marvel… but its really marble. Ha ha. So, need to see Total creatively in your writing, there are no restrictions on the dialogue, but not X rated, R is ok when it comes to his Winnie size, but prefer it to be G rated. Or something between G and R, etc. also, no restrictions on the word count, it can be more, but not less than 2,000 words.