Stand up routine for male gild medalist in HVWT Black Belt Fighting champion with 5 irish catholic siblingsiblings
Budget: $15 – $25 USD
I’m looking for a freelancer to help me create a stand-up routine about my experiences of being a male gold medalist in HVWT Black Belt Fighting and having 5 Irish Catholic siblings. The tone I’m looking for is family lighthearted comedy so if any jokes or anecdotes included, they should have a positive and uplifting spin. Additionally, although I do have some ideas for the routine, I’m open to any suggestions from the freelancer. Lastly, the desired length is 10-20 minutes. If you think you can create something unique and funny that will make my audience laugh, please feel free to contact me.
I a Professor, a LT Colonel, a Georga Coffee County Sherrif, a 36 time Fighting Champion, 7th Degree Black Belt in Isshinryu Karate, a brother of 4 Irish Catholics, a published award winning Poet. I was a catholic alter boy, a CCD Teacher of 7th graders. I was also brought up, under daily pain & Beatings.
I think a comedy rourine should be easy to write a comedy routine using these past experiences.
When people ask me, why I got a Black Belt? I tell them, so, I could go to bed, without bleeding.
I a Professor, a LT Colonel, a Georga Coffee County Sherrif, a 36 time Fighting Champion, 7th Degree Black Belt in Isshinryu Karate, a brother of 4 Irish Catholics, a published award winning Poet. I was a catholic alter boy, a CCD Teacher of 7th graders. I was also brought up, under daily pain & Beatings.
I think a comedy rourine should be easy to write a comedy routine using these past experiences.
When people ask me, why I got a Black Belt? I tell them, so, I could go to bed, without bleeding.