Punny Adult T-Shirt Designs

I need a creative designer to come up with humorous text-based designs for adult t-shirts. These will be used on Printify for print-on-demand. I have the phrases etc. for what I need. I want these comical phrases to be used with my required font, font size, font spacing, etc. and I need them ready to upload to Printify. Initially I need approximately 50 done. Some will just be variations of the initial design. They will pretty much just be changing the words from a template. They each need to fit and be positioned exactly as required by Printify. You can feel free to make suggestions also. The actual shirt they will be used on will be the Bella Canvas 3001 t-shirt on Printify. They need to be 100% ready with correct height, width, positioning. There will be more required after. The image I have uploaded is a basic example. Nothing complicated, pretty much simple text designs with a small decoration.

Requirements:
- Mainly text designs
- Humorous phrases
- Target audience: Adults
- Style of humor: Puns

Ideal Skills:
- Experience with t-shirt design
- Familiar with Printify and print-on-demand processes
- Strong sense of humor and creativity
- Ability to create engaging and marketable designs