Creative copywriter for ecommerce print-on-demand business

We are looking for a creative copywriter to write texts that will be incorporated into designs and printed on our catalog of products to be sold online to the American public.
The candidate must be someone who knows how to connect with people, the texts must be catchy, trending and touching.

Requirements:
American nationality, English Mother tongue.
3 years creative copywriting experience.
Bonus: Experience in social media posts.
Bonus: Creative writing/ Comedy writing / Script Writing / Storytelling experience.
Bonus: Research abilities - check the marketplace for trending phrases and narratives.
Bonus: Experience with SEO, SEM, analytics.