Create Recipes

I am putting together an anthology of traditional and modern Mexican cuisine with a dash of humor courtesy of some familiar Mexican household anecdotes.
Recipes must be plagiarism-free and include dishes you can make for breakfast, lunch, and dinner from: Red Meat (beef, pork, lamb, etc.), White Meat (chicken, duck, rabbit, etc.), Seafood, and Vegetarian.
Desserts, Alcoholic drinks, Nonalcoholic drinks must be included as well.