Speach to thank everyone for attending the wedding

I am looking for someone to help me create a speech to thank everyone for attending my wedding.

Delivery:
- The speech will be delivered by someone other than the bride or groom.

Tone:
- I am looking for a humorous tone in the speech to keep the atmosphere light and fun.

Content:
- The speech does not need to include any specific anecdotes or messages.
- General gratitude towards the guests is sufficient.
- The speech would be an opening speech to thank everyone for attending and then introducing the first speech of the evening.

Ideal skills and experience:
- Experience in speechwriting and creating engaging content.
- Ability to craft a humorous tone while expressing gratitude.
- Strong communication skills to collaborate and gather any necessary information.