jokes for stand up comedy

I'm looking for some jokes to add to my stand up comedy routine and would like some help! I am specifically looking for one-liners that are related to everyday life. I have a solid idea of what I'm looking for, so if you can provide a set of original and creative jokes, that would be greatly appreciated. I'm open to any type of jokes, but if you have experience with stand up comedy then that would be ideal. Please make sure the jokes are geared towards an adult audience. I appreciate your help in making my stand up routine even better!