Craft Funny Mobile Verbal Prank

I want to pull off a light-hearted, verbal prank on a friend that plays out entirely over the phone. No props, no elaborate setups—just a short, punchy line or two I can drop in a call, voice note, or even a text to catch him off guard and get an immediate laugh.

You’ll help me by writing the actual joke or mini-script, complete with any timing or delivery tips that make it land. Keep it clean, friendly, and memorable; the point is to surprise him, not embarrass or offend.

Deliverables
• A concise prank script (one or two lines) tailored for mobile delivery
• Quick delivery notes so I know exactly how to pace or emphasize the lines for the best reaction

If you’ve got experience crafting witty one-liners, phone pranks, or situational humor, I’d love to see what you can come up with.