Dark Humor Cartoon Sticker Art

I need a talented illustrator to create 20 cartoon drawings of dogs and cats for sticker printing. The cartoons should be cute, funny, and simple, and incorporate dark humor and wit. Text will be provided by me. Example "Surrounded by idiots" and the dog face looks annoyed.

Requirements:
- 20 cartoon drawings of dogs and cats
- Themes: Job-related scenarios
- Style: Cute, funny, and simple
- Humor: Dark humor and wit

Ideal Skills and Experience:
- Proficiency in cartoon illustration
- Experience with dark humor themes
- Ability to incorporate text into designs
- Attention to detail and creativity

Please provide a portfolio showcasing similar work.