WW Sayings and Bloopers

I have about ten saysing so far for carttons about Weight Watchers. I need at least two completed by Friday, August 19th. The rest can come later. We're giving a leader a send-off of large cards of cartoons to start some of her talks/lesson topics. It could end-up being an integral part of the Weight Watcher's program. Example: Two female characters.-Beanie and Rita . Rita :" I lost 5 pounds. this week. Beanie:: How? Rita:" I cut my hair."