Satirical Humor Comic Strip for Adults

I need a comic strip that looks similar to the attached comic but instead of an army using swords to fight battles that says they are too busy to listen to a gun salesman, I need a lot of construction workers using hand tools (or maybe a lot of lumberjacks cutting down trees with hand saws) that say they are too busy to listen to the power tools salesman selling chain saws. Then they also yell at the salesman to shut up about those power tools and tell them how to fix their inefficient processes…… and basically what the salesman is trying to say is that just using the power tools is helping fix the process..