Create a 128 page graphic novel based on poop fantasy epic

I’m looking for someone who can create a 128-page graphic novel based on two kingdoms of poop that fight each other. Imagine two powerful clans of different poop people battling for the rights to the entire realm of manure land. Love, betrayal, a coming-of-age story. The greatest poop epic ever.

Yes, this is a serious post request.

Looking for the cheapest rates possible, crappy work is more than welcome (both literally and figuratively, pun intended!)