Cartoon of me and 2 picture cartoon of 2 people conversing about real estate. Fits on a postcard

I am looking for an experienced cartoonist to create a cartoon of me as well as a picture cartoon of two people conversing about real estate, that can fit on a post card. The style needs to be simple and minimalist. The characters do not need to be specific people, but just general character types. I have a rough idea of the color scheme and theme of the postcard, but I am open to the artists suggestions. If you think that you have the skills and experience it takes to fulfill this project, then please submit your bid.