Rewrite my business plan for $50 USD

I am on a very tight budget and need an existing 26 page business plan re-written with new designs, pictures, graph, etc. The business plan needs to look amazing and astonishing. Consider this a test of your skills and if the business plan is amazing and astonishing, when funding is commited you will be my primary writter for whatever your skillset intels and you will be paid premium rates for all work post funding. Please submit at least one version of your business plan in the messaging. Thank you for your submittals.